so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities
This is an Anthony Misiano as the Joker post.
Keep moving along there.
Best cosplay in the history of cosplay
Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!
THEIR OTP KISSING
Hey now! It depends on one what your otp is…
A shoutout to the Sam/Jess shippers
The Sam/Ruby Shippers
And the Megstiel Shippers
HOW DID I FORGET CROBBY!
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
this is my favorite thing
u know when ur fav character does something that should be really badass and actually is really badass
but all u can do is look at them and just shake ur head like
“what a nerd”
Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
this show is gold
Dylan O’Brien for Da Man Magazine (x)